As you may have read in the paper, as of January 1st 2012, The Flashion has merged with a larger company. Over the next few weeks things will begin to take shape and your favorite website will return soon. Sorry for the inconvenience and we are excited for the things to come.

 

Okay, this is a reader submission from a while ago that never really found a place. I think the tattoos are what is in question. It’s not our place to comment on tattoos and their acceptance in society, everyone can do what they wish. I think we are allowed to comment on the tattoo and the message it sends. If you look carefully, you’ll notice , she has two anchors above her knees. An anchor is traditionally used as a way to keep a boat in one place. So this girl has anchors above her knees, which means when she drops the anchor, she is on her knees. Is that really something you want to cross someone’s mind? I am sure guys really love it, notice the word guys and not boyfriend or husband. In the end though, it is very detailed and quite a beautiful work of art, not to mention it is better to give than to receive. Flashion.

 

We got this sent to us on Christmas Eve. What a lovely gift. A public bathroom in the background is always a telling sign that this young lady lives with her parents and would never be allowed to leave the house like this. Ladies, if you’re reading this, when mom and dad say you cannot leave the house like that, it’s not because they are scared of sexual assault, it’s because you look cheap. Another thing, why are girls always dressing like sexy Santa? He is a man, it is essentially cross-dressing. Try being a wrapped gift, that is way more sexy, then find someone worthy of unwrapping you. This is Trashion. I hope it came with a gift receipt.

P.S. why is there a drain on the floor of the bathroom?

 

Enjoy whatever you celebrate! Vacation time.

We are always talking about rules, and sure there are times when rules are meant to be broken, but there are also times when rules are very important. Here is a rule, don’t do a pose to show off your butt, if your butt is nasty. Look at this thing, it is so flabby. She is too young to look like that. Add squats and lunges to your workout regiment. Is there a word for a person who is thin, but not toned? It’s not even about having muscles, it’s about respecting the elderly and making the most of your time with your youthful body. This dress is built on the idea that your body will pop in it, it is a simple pattern and color, specifically so your body will do the talking. She can’t handle the responsibility. The dress is fine, the body is Trashion.

It’s a simple rule and everyone should follow it. Never leave the house looking like you’re about to compete in the Olympics, unless you’re about to compete in the Olympics. With that said, if you’re going to break the rule, at least look like a gold medalist and not a person just happy to be there. It needs more sequins and lace. Maybe a male partner who has a matching Tarzan style top. The pose is good though, she definitely had some training incase she got bronze. The sock tan on her feet might cost her some points, but she can make up for it by nailing the landing. At first, this was terrible, after careful dissection, she might place. Flashion.

We are so excited about this picture. It is thought to be the first prostitute on TheFlashion. Look at her, she is either in front of a hotel room or a restaurant bathroom, both places where ladies of the night would call their office. I wish whoever sent this in, also sent in her rates, we would be happy to advertise for her. She knows the market though, she is advertising her services pretty clearly and everything looks very accessible. In this economy, it’s nice to see someone still taking a risk with their small business. Her only real expense is hand sanitizer. Obviously the outfit is slutty, but hey it’s a uniform, we wouldn’t tease a fireman for his safety suit. This girl is Flashion, in more ways than one. Get it girl .

This picture was sent in from Trent. There was no caption or comment, just a picture. We have various experts here who came to the following conclusion, this is Trent’s ex-girlfriend who dumped him randomly and now he is gaining closure by realizing how whack she is. It is very cathartic. You know when you’re getting dressed and you are trying on everything to find the perfect outfit? ¬†For whatever reason, those options that don’t make the cut, end up on the floor or cluttered somewhere in the corner of the closet. Now, take a look at this girl, do you think it is possible that she had a pile like this in her room, and her mom said to clean up, but she was too busy on facebook so she never got around to it? Then mom threatened to ground her, so the girl did what anyone would do and put all of the items on her body and eliminated the mess in one swoop. Sounds plausible. In actuality, this girl thinks she looks amazing. This shouldn’t even be worn if you’re painting a house and plan on throwing it out afterwards. Just Trashion all over the place. Pick one item and coordinate around it, none of this mush it altogether and push your breasts out to over-compensate the nasty.

No. Just stop. Trashion.

TheFlashion.com has been on the forefront in the fight against pink animal prints. It would be great to live in that mystical world where animals can be fluorescent colors, but it just is not real, yet. The goal of an animal print is to bring a guy back to his primal roots so he will hunt you. This will just confuse people and make them question if their drink is spiked. The world is crazy enough already without all this pink nonsense. There is one explanation that we will accept, this is a pattern from the future where animals do come in various colors. Pink stinks, stick to survival of the fittest camoflouge prints and dominate in the wild. This is Trashion.