We got this sent to us on Christmas Eve. What a lovely gift. A public bathroom in the background is always a telling sign that this young lady lives with her parents and would never be allowed to leave the house like this. Ladies, if you’re reading this, when mom and dad say you cannot leave the house like that, it’s not because they are scared of sexual assault, it’s because you look cheap. Another thing, why are girls always dressing like sexy Santa? He is a man, it is essentially cross-dressing. Try being a wrapped gift, that is way more sexy, then find someone worthy of unwrapping you. This is Trashion. I hope it came with a gift receipt.

P.S. why is there a drain on the floor of the bathroom?

 

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