This type of thing drives us bonkers. If you’re really going to squeeze into something and force the funk on a nasty dunk , at least pick something that is awesome looking. Nothing about this is visually pleasing. It’s literarily altering the atoms that make up that skirt. It is ready to explode. When you wear something tight, do the shadow test, if your shadow looks frumpy, it’s because you’re too bumpy. You can’t rely on mirrors because of the lighting, you need to see your silhouette. I feel bad, I think this girth crept up on this girl, no one in retail would let her try this on and buy it, even if the sale involves commission. Trashion.

P.S.  Whoever sent this in is cold blooded.

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