Not even a Halloween costume. This is real life. It’s one thing to be a nascar fan, but this is just silly. The only thing she probably knows about cars is the back seat. Racecar is spelled the same forward and backward, that’s a palindrome. This girl is the same forward and backward, gross. Eventually, as a society we need to move past being sluts, and start allowing ourselves to be more than flesh. You want to grab, his stick shift and hit the gas, that’s great, how about getting his attention with your mind. Men like a little mystery, if they see exactly what they are getting, they are never going to respect it for being anything more. Girl, stop looking for the checkered flag, and throw in the white one. This race is over, you crashed. Trashion.

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