When financial experts say that gold never loses value, this wasn’t what they were talking about. Eventually we are going to need to come to grips with gold metallic dresses being last year’s trend. Don’t take my word for it, go facebook stalk people you’re jealous of, they all had gold on last year, promise. So the titties are out and your dress is all sorts of shiny, the eyes are on you, at least get that tummy right. You really want people asking if you’re pregnant? Didn’t think so. Nothing wrong with bigger people, just don’t think your chest is the best when you got the gut to go with it. 5 gallons of water in a 3 gallon jug doesn’t make it better water,sweetheart. Gold? More like old. Get a new look. This was cool back when it used to fit you. Ladies, it’s okay to live a little at Red Lobster, but remember to dress accordingly. Trashion. Cash for gold that trash.

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