Received this last weekend:

The Flashion, Is this cool?

– Rita 

Well,cool is a relative term, being cool and looking good are two different things. This doesn’t look good, it’s really wild and crazy,kids. It might be cool though. It’s definitely on purpose, not some bed-head from giving bed-head. Reminds me almost of an 80’s music video,hair bands and hoods of cars. I’d be really nervous around this girl, usually people with unreasonable hair aren’t afraid to do things. You hear about silly things all the time like erotic asphyxiation, I promise you this chick has graduated past that to something that is so new and vulgar, it doesn’t even have a name yet. See, it’s stereotypes like the one that I just presented that should deter you from doing this to yourself. Imagine if this chick sat in front of you at a movie. “Excuse me ma’am, could you move your bird’s nest?”. This is a good starting point for a shampoo commercial that claims to revitalize hair,obviously they will have to use a different girl for the after shot, look how dry that hair is , it has been completely annihilated into straw. When this hair is put in water, does it even get wet? I hate to say it, but I think this should hence force be called pubing your hair. It is turning perfectly good hair into dry squiggly pubes. Pubes are so nasty that there are companies who make money off removing them. Hair is supposed to shine and have some luster, not leave behind residue on pillow cases. Although this might be cool and artsy fartsy, it is not Flashion. So for those of you keeping score at home, cool: Yes. Flashion: No. Trashion: Absolutely.