There are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can’t. I have no idea how many photographs we have received of people trying to out Flashion previous pictures. It’s an interesting challenge trying to take something Trashion and spinning it into something positive. I admire the effort. Unfortunately, Trashion is an addiction that takes more then a little group therapy to overcome. Once Trashion gets in your bloodstream, it alters your DNA, you have thymine dimers all over the place. It takes a special person to risk their fashion future in order to prove a point. That person is going to have to be confident, but even more so , cocky. If they aren’t cocky now wearing these things, by the end of the night , a guy will make sure they are.

So let’s start in the bathroom. It’s an epidemic. I was always taught that ladies don’t use the toilet. I guess that’s true,because all I see are girls taking photos in the lavatory. They put couches in public lady’s rooms so there are more props for the pictures. I like the public bathroom more then the private bathroom. I don’t know what it is about all those germs and potential strangers lurking in the public bathroom that makes me so intrigued. Look how close she is to the garbage can, guess she just rolled out of bed. Mean. The private bathroom is exacty that, private. I learn way too much about the person. Why does she need a night light? What the heck goes on in there at night that you can’t flick a switch? Do I want to know? The funniest part is that they are wearing very similar things. Huge neck lines, skin everywhere, and toilets. Lethal combination, how can anyone resist. I hope there is room for two in that trash bin. Trashion.

The good old point of view photograph. I get a ton of these a day. This is the first one that I can show on here, usually these pictures are so revealing that I can tell who is ovulating. I don’t get the whole craze. Yeah, it’s a great bathing suit, good color, good fit, well done. Why this angle though? If you want to be made an object, just say so, you don’t have to ask me twice, most people, you don’t have to ask at all. Come on girls, you’re better then this. Just because washed-up celebrities do it on twitter, doesn’t mean you should, although you look way better then anyone from Vh1.

One thing they all have in common is they are dirtier then any bathroom or New Jersey beach.

 

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